Here's a good laugh for you...

I've had my new car for about three months now. During the first week of having the car, Clinton and I discovered that the passenger seat wouldn't move forwards or backwards. It took us two months to get it back up to the dealership to have it looked at. They told us they needed to order the parts yada yada yada. The parts came in, and we finally got it back up there this morning to get it fixed. 

About 30 minutes later, the service department called...they took the seat apart and found the problem... stuck in the seat track. was. a. piece. of.... beef jerky. Kill me now.

In my defense, it was really good beef jerky. I'm kind of obsessed with it. And on a side note, it's nearly impossible to find! Frito Lay, here my plea...

I thought my hubby would help hide my shame by picking up the car for me, but no. When I went in, the lady said "Oh, the car with the beef jerky in the track." Guess, that's what I'm known for now.
I just said "Yes, I am ridiculous..."
She said, "Oh, don't worry, Honey. That wasn't even the strangest thing we've found in cars." I can only imagine.